Non-Jews are for practice
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize