and you said cock pushups were impossible
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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