You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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