drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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