my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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