I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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