I'd wear matching sweaters with you
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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