So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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