evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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