Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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