How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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