at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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