why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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