I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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