Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'm really busy with my period
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