Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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