You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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