i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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