You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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