Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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