yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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