So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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