I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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