Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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