I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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