i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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