Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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