Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Pooping to opera.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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