love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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