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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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