Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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