so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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