Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Randomize