I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize