But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You smell like stripper and shame
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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