I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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