The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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