You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Everything about him screamed your future.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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