what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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