Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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