"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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