if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
