somebody snuck up and got me drunk
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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