Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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