the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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