When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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