So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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