I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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