piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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