Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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