Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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