there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
The air was thick with penises
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
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