The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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