Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
The police scanner is talking about you again....
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He did a backflip because drugs
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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