yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
